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all commissions include the pencil work, and a print of the finished art. everything is sent through snail-mail via UPS (it has worked the best in the past). for the time being, i am only taking cash.

head shot - colour: $15, B+W: $10*
full body - colour: $30, B+W: $20*
character w/ background - colour/B+W: $50*

email me at vein.black@gmail.com. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A NOTE ABOUT COMMISSIONS...i dont always check my notes often D:

*prices are subject to change per commission. i.e, be nice to me and i might give you a better deal.

Shoutbox

~madam-cicus:iconmadam-cicus:
its cums with everything :3
Sun Nov 16, 2008, 1:29 PM
~Rockin-Roben:iconRockin-Roben:
:noes: for desert are there cookie vaginas??
Sun Nov 16, 2008, 12:21 PM
~DeathN0teKilla:iconDeathN0teKilla:
I love Penis Pasta. Smushface
Fri Nov 14, 2008, 11:55 AM
*10foldkiller:icon10foldkiller:
<sup>what the fuck is penis pasta? does it cum with a tangy white sauce?
Fri Nov 14, 2008, 12:40 AM
~madam-cicus:iconmadam-cicus:
YOU WOULD MAKE FNTASTIC PENIS PASTA!
Sat Nov 8, 2008, 7:22 AM

just out of curiosity, do you have Chron's disease?

96%
276 deviants said no
4%
11 deviants said yes

66k thanks

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 18, 2008, 12:25 PM
earcandy: Too Short - "I Wish"
eyecandy: The Daily Show
braincandy: Hunter S. Thompson - "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail"

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EDIT :: thanks to my two favorite pals, i am sick as fuck. Bess + Shayne, i am kicking your ass as soon as i have the strength....keep that in mind. i cant take flu medications, because it will react badly to my daily meds...i hate you guys so much...THOSE ARE LORNA DOONES, THEY DO NOT HAVE NUTS...I CHECKED THEM MYSELF!! ugh...you two better pray that i die in my sleep. filthy fucking swine. :heart:

with that said, expect my art to take a dive for a bit. for whatever reason, i cant even draw a stick figure when i am sick. i hate it.

hopefully i will get back to posting, and working on the comic in a few days.

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it's a tad bit early, but thank you for 66THOUSAND!
i heart you kids. :heart:

i do have to say one thing though...Hunter S. Thompson is NOT Dr. Gonzo! for fucks' sake he wrote ABOUT Dr. Gonzo (his attorney). there are a few of you who need to THINK before you send me notes...dont act like you know it all, just to impress me. piss.

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AND HOW - edit again fo sure

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 15, 2008, 10:41 PM
my fucking god...i feel like a cult leader...which doesnt sound like that bad of a job. i have gotten so many comments/notes/watches, and not to mention some great fan art, i cant keep up.

THANK YOU KIDS A FUCK-TON!


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i love my Wifey! so very much!!~~:heart::heart:



thank you for 65THOUSAND!! :heart:

and a special thank you to =OMiyukixO


you rock so very hard!

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i just noticed that i have over a thousand watchers....damn james, damn damn damn. i guess i should have done a thank you picture...ahh well. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT KIDDOS! :heart:

South Park is out of line. and i completely forgot to take my medications today...i feel so sick. DAMN YOU CHRONS!!

in other news, i finally am happy with SimEaden. it took me a bit, but i think i was able get his hair just right...although i cant make custom hair very well at all.



blah blah blah...this is so pointless...

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death***TRAP



what a mess...

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 11, 2008, 5:52 PM
Alright, so I have been bombarded with stress and shit that no one should have to deal with. The biggest thing would be the repercussions of my illness, and the smallest thing is never getting a goddamn minute to myself. I love my friends and family, but fuck, leave me be for an HOUR. D:

I am also very much behind on my comic work…I hate me for procrastinating. This said, I am closing all requests and after I finish up these last few commissions, I will be closing those as well. I do not have the time to draw all these damn requests…I thought I did…so, instead of doing headshots of your characters, I will be including them into the comic as a small cameo. Meaning you may find your request strolling down a hallway, or at the coffee house.

It’s a douche move on my part, but I really have no choice; and it is better than not doing them at all.

You can keep an eye out for your character at my website, and be sure that I will credit you for the design of each OC I cameo.

In other news, Guitar Hero: World Tour is heavenly. And to think I HATED Rock Band/Guitar Hero for the longest time. TOOLs’ “Schism” on expert made me fucking sweat bullets…it’s a wonder I passed it.

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death***TRAP



HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Journal Entry: Fri Oct 31, 2008, 6:15 AM
well, for Fucks' sake, it's finally Halloween. and even more, i have been awake since 5am...bad dreams of old highschool friends + marriage, BLEAH! it scared me so bad, i woke up clinging to my dog...it was awkward for the both of us. but, thats' All Hallows Eve for ya. if Halloween didnt try its best to scare the poop out of all of us, it wouldnt be my favorite day of the year...well, that and i like candy from strangers...and pumpkins. HA! have any of you carved a Jack'o'Lantern and left the seeds and mess in the pumkin with pure intent of making it throw up on a little kid?? I DO IT EVERY YEAR! XDDD hahahaha!

wow, i really need to go back to bed...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN KIDDOS!! :pumpkin:

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10/24
i have been working nonstop...well, no, i lie....ALMOST nonstop on my own site. my first intent was to keep both dA and deathTRAP updated, but i am starting to think dA has to die a bit. i am going to keep a few things posted here, but the majority is going bye bye.

i'll still update dA every now and then, but it wont be anything like it has been. i like the thought of no stupid drama, and being able to draw whatever the fuck i want without fear of it being taken down/being banned. i just wish there was a cure-all for art thieft.

anyway, if you need to contact me, do it though deathTRAPs' guestbook, or by email. i'll get back to you as quickly as i can.

thanks again for all the luv, kiddos! :heart:

death***TRAP




fail - EDIT again

Journal Entry: Fri Oct 10, 2008, 1:04 PM
whelp, i just got back from the hospital...thankfully i did not have to stay for very long. however, i had quite a few intrusive tests done, and the conlusion so far is that i have "unspecified vascular insufficiency of the intestines," along with Crohn's Disease. i have to wait until next week to get the results from the biopsy to see how serious my Crohns has become. all a bunch of shit that i dont care to think much about at this point in time...at least not while i a stone cold sober.

my art and posting will more than not come to another hault. the nurse screwed up the I.Vs and fucked up my right hand...it hurts to draw...i attempted.

i am not out of the game yet, though. i'll be back with more horrid shit art eventually.


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thank you for 61Thousand! i heart you kids! :heart:


"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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i just came to the wonderful conclusion, that i am totally + completely fucked. in every sense of the word...

i cannot for the life of me remember who i have responded to, and who i have not. if you have sent me a note/comment, and are still waiting for me to respond, SEND IT AGAIN. i am having one of those "oh god, oh god, oh god...what horrid shit" moments.



i think it is way past time to take this womans good advice...especially since my faithful Attorney is otherwise preoccupied. i need a lawyer, you filthy swine!! it's only a matter of time before these monstrosities come for our heads.

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